Because it would be really fucking boring to read comics, and watch movies and TV shows about a guy writing goddamn checks.
At this point it’s clear all these Marches (eg, science, taxes) are like Scrabble*: an excuse for white people to show off word play. And if you’re one of those people who share “the best sign at the protest,” you’re missing the point—while feeding into this carnival-like behavior—and you need to knock it off right now.
*Motherfucking Scrabble. Getting good at that game is the adult version of memorizing vocabulary words for the spelling test.
Motherfuckers taking pictures and videos at the theater. Not only is it disrespectful and illegal, it’s also pointless. Look, asshole, you’re gonna go home and listen to the soundtrack not watch your shitty videos shot in portrait mode from the mezzanine.