Going Out to Dinner with People Sucks

Going out to dinner with people means you eat at the most bland restaurant possible or some weird place the pushy one in the group insists on. The best you can hope for is that you’re with people who’ll split the bill down the middle instead of itemizing it. If you’re an adult and you itemize the bill, fucking knock it off.

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